Museum of Ironing: FAQ

Q: What is the purpose of this museum?

A: To preserve the art of ironing, a discipline lost to the ages.

Q: Why ironing?

A: Because someone has to.

Q: Can I iron my clothes here?

A: Only on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Don't ask us why.

Q: Are the exhibits interactive?

A: Not really. They're just really hot.

Q: Can I buy an ironing board here?

A: No, but you can buy an ironing board museum membership. It's $50 a year, but it's worth it.

Q: Can I take a selfie with the ironing board?

A: Only if you can handle the judgment of the ironing board's glare.