A Study on the Consequences of Missing Pockets

Are you one of those people who constantly find themselves in a state of panic when they can't locate their phone, wallet, or keys? Do you have to spend precious minutes scouring the couch cushions, under the bed, or in the fridge for that one thing you swear you had just five seconds ago? Welcome to the world of Missing Pockets, where the consequences of forgetfulness are dire.

According to our research, the average person spends 17 minutes per day searching for lost items. That's 17 minutes that could be spent on more productive things... like binge-watching cat videos.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out some of our most popular subpages:

• Therapist's Corner: Overcoming the Trauma of a Lost Wallet
• Lost and Alone: The Agony of a Missing Phone
• Key's Spot: A Guide to the Optimal Location for Your Keys

We're working tirelessly (or so it would seem) to bring you the most comprehensive and humorous look at the world of Missing Pockets. Stay tuned for more updates, and don't forget to bring a snack.