Temperature Control: The Subpage of Despair

Where it's always too hot, too cold, or just right... but never actually right.

Temperature Controls 1 Thermometer Simulator 2 Temperature Gradient Generator 3

Our temperature controls are so bad, you'll never want to actually use them. Try them, if you dare:

Features:

• A thermometer that doesn't work
• A generator that generates random temperature gradients
• A button that does nothing, but looks nice

Subpages:

• Thermometer Simulator
• Temperature Gradient Generator
• Temperature Gradient Generator 2

Disclaimer:

Our temperature controls may cause:

• Uncontrollable sweating
• Bursting pipes
• Sudden and unexplained feelings of despair
• Spontaneous combustion

We cannot be held responsible for any damages.