Ironing Board Terms of Service

By using The Ironing Board, you agree to the following:

• Be aware that our ironing board is not actually for ironing. It's for looking at.
• Do not attempt to iron any clothes on the actual ironing board. We cannot be held responsible for any burns or scorchings.
• You must be 18 years or older to use the ironing board. If you're under 18, please ask a parent or guardian for permission.
• We reserve the right to change these terms at any time without notice. Because, you know, we're a highly unpredictable and capricious organization.
• By ironing your board, you grant us permission to use your board for research and development of new, better boards.
• Don't even get us started on the fine print. Just don't.

For further reading, please see:

Iron Supervision System
Ironing Board Disclaimers