The Ironing Board of the United Galactic Federation

By Order of the Galactic Overlords, all citizens are required to submit to the ironing board for routine inspection and maintenance.

Ironing Board Laws and Regulations

Article 1: All citizens are required to submit to the ironing board once a week, no exceptions.
Article 2: Failure to comply with Article 1 will result in penalties, including but not limited to: reeducation, demotion, and/or forced watching of soap operas.
Article 3: The ironing board is the law, and the law is the ironing board. Do not question its authority.

Learn more about ironing board protocol. Learn about the consequences of ironing board defiance. (Note: I've generated a satirical take on the concept of bureaucracy and authority, where the "Ironing Board of the United Galactic Federation" is a fictional government agency that oversees the ironing of clothes. The "Laws and Regulations" section is a list of absurd rules that add to the humor.)