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The Pivotal Research of Pivotal Pears

At the Ironing Board Research Institute, we're dedicated to the scientific study of peas. Yes, you read that correctly: peas.

Our team of renowned experts has been studying the pressing of peas for years, delving into the intricacies of the ironing board as a medium for scientific inquiry.

Our research has led to breakthroughs in the fields of:

We are proud to say that our research has been featured in the prestigious Journal of Pears and have received funding from the Pearly Gates Foundation.