Our research team has been studying the intersection of quantum mechanics and fabric care for years.
We've discovered that certain patterns of ironing can create miniature wormholes in fabric, allowing for faster-than-light fabric transport.
Our team has successfully created a fabric-based quantum fabricator, capable of producing a single, perfect crease in 3.14 dimensions.
Our team has been studying the strange phenomenon of fabric wrinkles as they relate to quantum fluctuations in space-time.
Join us in our quest for the perfect ironing board!
Stay tuned for more updates on our Quantum Ironing Board Experiments!
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