In a world where the fabric of space-time is forever tangled, one must consider the paradoxical nature of a well-pressed shirt.
According to our research, the probability wave function of an ironing board's creases has a 99.9% chance of collapsing into a smooth, wrinkle-free state... or does it?
Join us in exploring the quantum realm of ironing, where the laws of thermodynamics are mere suggestions and the laws of fashion are the only constants.
Quantum Leap Frog: The phenomenon where an ironing board jumps from the kitchen to the living room unassisted.
Ironic Symmetry: The theory that every wrinkle is its own opposite, and that ironing is merely the act of embracing the symmetry.
Quantum Irony Operators: A set of mathematical operators for calculating the probability of an ironing board's entropy.