The Theory of Ironing as Cause and Effect

It's a scientific fact: ironing has a direct impact on the universe.

Ironing's Effect on the Fabric of Space-Time

Every time you iron a shirt, the fabric of space-time is altered ever so slightly.
The creases you smooth, the entropy of the universe decreases.
But be careful: over-ironing can cause a rift in the space-time continuum.

Thermodynamic Ironing Theory (1865): The discovery that heat has a direct impact on fabric creases.
Quantum Ironing Theory (1967): The study of iron's influence on subatomic particles.
Relativity of Ironing Theory (2001): The theory that, at high speeds, ironing becomes irrelevant.