The Thermodynamics of Ironing

It's not just folding, it's an art form.

The Laws of Ironing

1. The law of heat transfer: hot clothes = wrinkled clothes

2. The law of entropy: a pile of unfolded clothes is never ending

3. The law of friction: starched fabrics = static electricity = spontaneous combustion

4. The law of gravity: gravity always wins, even in laundry

5. The law of thermodynamic equilibrium: a perfectly ironed shirt is a shirt of the gods

Heat Transfer: The Unsung Hero of Ironing Entropy: The Unfolded Menace Static Electricity: The Spark of Despair Gravity: The Unrelenting Force Thermodynamic Equilibrium: The Ironed Nirvana