Welcome, sullied soul, to the Prophets of the Ironing Board, where one's reputation is forever sullied by the faintest of fabric stains.
You have been banned from this site for spamming our comment threads with unsolicited fabric softener sales pitches.
Don't worry, it's not as bad as it seems! We still love you (not really), and hope you'll learn from your mistakes (like how not to sell fabric softener).
Here's a special message from our lead prophet:
"Spamming is like folding a sheet, but without the iron, it's just a mess." - Prophet Elmer Fuddworth