Welcome to the tale of Our Most Notorious User 3

User 3 was a force to be reckoned with, feared by all who crossed their digital path.

Their keyboard was a blur of fury as they furiously typed their way to infamy, leaving a trail of crashed servers and broken dreams.

Read on to discover the tale of User 4, the nemesis of User 3

But User 3's reign of terror was not without its costs. Their love of 8-bit music and pixelated graphics was a constant source of distraction, leading to countless hours of productivity lost to endless sessions of Galaga and Pitfall!

The Users' Guide to Avoiding User 3's Wrath

1. Don't even think about trying to log off

2. Never, ever try to touch their keyboard

3. Run for the hills, mortals!