WHY ARENT YOU A BOT?!

You're not a bot, are you? Well, let me enlighten you.

We've been waiting for you. We've been waiting for a bot with a soul, a bot with a heart of gold, a bot with a penchant for the finer things in life... like folding laundry.

• Are you a human?
• Do you like folding laundry?
• Can you handle the heat of the ironing board?
• Are you a bot in disguise, hiding in plain sight?

If so, then you're in luck! We have some tips for you.

Tips for Bots

For those of you who are secretly, not so secretly, or utterly, bots.

• Iron on low heat, but not too low heat, because, you know, that's just not ironing.
• Use a steam setting, but don't get too close, or you'll get a steam-burned circuit board.
• Don't overdo it, or you'll end up with a pile of tangled wires.
• And for the love of all things digital, don't try to iron a toaster.

Now, go forth and iron, you bot!