Welcome to the IronSphere: Experiment 1, where the code is as ironclad as our opinions. We're a team of highly skilled, slightly bitter programmers who have dedicated our lives to creating the most efficient, most elegant, and most utterly useless code in the multiverse.
Click here to proceed to Experiment 2, where we will attempt to break the laws of physics with an overuse of semicolons Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here to proceed to Experiment 3, where we will attempt to create the world's most complex recursive function, guaranteed to crash any browser that dares to load it