i Slept Through the Commute Challenge
Congratulations, you've reached a new personal best! 12 hours, 45 minutes, and 30 seconds – that's how long it took you to sleep through your morning commute. You must be proud.
We've got some competition for you: Beat the Olympic Champion and take the title of the most sleep-deprived commuter of all time!
But wait, there's more! We've got a special prize for you: a year's supply of coffee, a set of earplugs, and a doctor's note excusing you from all future social interactions.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you could try Avoiding Eye Contact with Strangers Challenge. We hear it's a real blast.