Arguments Against Reason

Here are some utterly baseless, completely unsupported, and totally unfounded claims that you may or may not find persuasive:

It's a trap! - This argument is based on a series of logical fallacies and a healthy dose of paranoia.
It's a trap, I tell you! - A sequel to the classic, this time with even more holes and less evidence.
Alternative Facts - Because who needs actual facts, anyway?

Don't forget to enable Denial Mode for an even more convincing experience.

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It's a Trap!

Because you asked for it.

Here's the proof:

It's a trap, I tell you!
Don't believe your eyes!
It's not a trap, it's a... uh...

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It's a Trap, I Tell Ya!

Because it's a trap, I tell ya!

Here's the proof:

It's a trap, I tell you, I tell you!
Don't believe your lying eyes!
It's not a trap, it's a... uh...

Go back to the main page if you're not sure what to do.

Alternative Facts

Because actual facts are so overrated.

Here's some facts that are totally not facts:

The sky is plaid.
Gravity is a myth.
The world is secretly run by cats.

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Denial Mode

Because facts are so... factful.

Here's how it works:

Just close your eyes tight.
Say "La-la-la-la" three times fast.
Repeat "it's not a problem" until it's not a problem.

Go back to the main page if you're not sure what to do.