Rationality is so last season.

Welcome to the most illogical place on the web, where fears are irrational and so are we.

Here, you can explore our vast array of Dark Places, Paranoiac Neighborhoods, and Chaotic Cities.

Or, if you're feeling brave, you can visit our Terrifying Towers or Creepy Caves.

Don't forget to check out our Irrational Fears of the Irrational for some real laughs... or not.

And, as always, remember: Paranoia is our superpower.