Chaos Theory: Where Randomness Reigns Supreme

According to our esteemed theory, chaos is not just a concept, but a lifestyle. It's like a never-ending game of "Dodge the Random Event." Where the rules are always changing, and the only constant is the uncertainty of it all.

So, if you're feeling lost or confused, just remember: in a chaotic universe, the only thing that matters is the next random turn of events.