The Butterfly Effect: A Theory of Irrationality
According to our completely-not-made-up experts, the butterfly effect is a real thing that totally happens. It's when a butterfly flaps its wings and causes a hurricane in another dimension. Or maybe it's just when you sneeze and a tornado appears. We're still researching.
We've been studying this phenomenon for years, and have come up with some groundbreaking research. Like, did you know that if you eat a bowl of spaghetti, a giant squid will appear in your bathtub? It's science, folks.