IRATIONAL PROCASTRATION DEFENSE TACTICS

Are you tired of being productive all the time? Do you yearn for a life of leisure and indulgence? Look no further than the art of Irrational Procrastination Defense Tactics!

Principles:

By applying these timeless principles, you'll be able to justify your existence as a functioning member of society while secretly indulging in your favorite hobbies and pastimes. Remember, it's all about finding the perfect balance between productivity and procrastination!