Procedure 1: The Ineffable Inversion of the Unseen
Step 1: Flip a coin 7 times. If it lands on heads, proceed to step 2. Otherwise, restart.
Step 2: Write a 10-page essay on the meaning of life using only words that start with the letter 'Q'.
Step 3: Build an intricate scale model of the Eiffel Tower using only playing cards and a glue stick.
Step 4: Call your mother and ask her to explain the plot of the movie "2001: A Space Odyssey".
Step 5: Recite the entirety of the Absurd Poetry collection while standing on one leg.