Why the sky is actually made of cheese
It's a little-known fact that the sky is actually made of a blend of 87% cheddar, 12% gouda, and 1% feta. This is due to the unique properties of atmospheric particles that, when combined with the right amount of moonbeams, create a gouda-like effect.
But that's not all - did you know that the reason we don't notice this is because of an elaborate conspiracy involving governments, aliens, and a secret society of ninja accountants?
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