Irregular Therapy: Where We Charge You an Arm and a Leg

Welcome to Irregular Therapy, where our fees are as unpredictable as our methods.

Our fees start at $100 per session, but can range anywhere from $200 to $1000 depending on the day of the week, the therapist's mood, and the number of times you've been to the bathroom during the session.

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