Welcome, user. This is a system designed to irrigate your brain with phone sounds.
You can control the system with the following subpages:
Are you tired of hearing your brain's thoughts too clearly? Do you want to drown out your own doubts with the sound of a thousand beeping horns?
Turn up the volume and let the phone sounds soothe your troubled mind.
Increase the volume by 10% more Increase the volume by 50% more Increase the volume by 100% more ( warning: may cause hearing damage)