Sophisticated Irritation Level 5.3

Symptoms:

1. Inability to find the perfect meme to post on social media.

2. Uncontrollable urge to correct everyone's grammar.

3. Increased sensitivity to minor inconveniences.

Treatment Options:

1. Irritation Level 4.9 Intensive Therapy: For when you need to take it to the next level.

2. Anger Management Classes: Because yelling at strangers is so overrated.

3. Desert Island Retreat: A chance to escape the real world and find inner peace.