The Great Sock Puppet Rebellion of 2023
It all started when a rogue sock puppet took control of the city's fiber optic network.
Click here for a detailed report on the ensuing chaos.
Key Players:
- Sock Puppeteer X
- Fiber Optic Overlord
- The City Council
Aftermath:
- The city's Wi-Fi network was temporarily replaced with a never-ending loop of cat videos.
- The Sock Puppeteer X was granted a life sentence of watching an endless loop of elevator music.
- The Fiber Optic Overlord was forced to watch an infinite stream of 4chan memes.