A completely-not-made-up report on completely-not-actual events.
It turns out, socks have feelings too. And they're mad about being lost in the wash.
A group of socks, known as The Sock Liberation Front, has taken to the streets, demanding better washing and drying conditions.
Their leader, a lone argyle sock named Steve, was last seen being chased by a pack of vicious lint rollers.
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