2022-04-04 Aftermath

The world still exists, but slightly differently. The apocalypse that was supposed to happen today has been delayed until 2023-04-05. The reason for this delay is still unclear, but rumors point to a group of highly trained hamsters who have been secretly negotiating with world leaders for an extra year of existence.

We're told the hamsters are demanding a 20% share of all world resources, including but not limited to:

It's still unclear how the hamsters plan to enforce their demands, but experts warn that their tiny paws are not to be underestimated.

For further information, see:

Hamster Lobby

Hamster Union Reports

Hamster Union Press Release

Hamster Whistleblower

Hamster Union Internal Memo

Hamster Union Leadership Profiles