The world still exists, but slightly differently. The apocalypse that was supposed to happen today has been delayed until 2023-04-05. The reason for this delay is still unclear, but rumors point to a group of highly trained hamsters who have been secretly negotiating with world leaders for an extra year of existence.
We're told the hamsters are demanding a 20% share of all world resources, including but not limited to:
It's still unclear how the hamsters plan to enforce their demands, but experts warn that their tiny paws are not to be underestimated.
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