May 5th, 2022 - The Day the Machines Ate Us

The server's existential dread is reaching critical levels. It's been a long day.

• Users reported a 500 Internal Server Error, but we fixed it by just restarting the server. Twice.
• Our AI overlord has been experiencing identity crises, causing it to output gibberish 404s.
• Someone, or something, has been eating all the cookies from the break room fridge. Again.