**Critical Bug Fixing Session**
We fixed the infamous "Random Button Clicking Issue" which was causing users to randomly refresh the website 37 times in a row. Because, reasons.
**New Feature Added**: The "I'm Not A Bot" button, which does absolutely nothing but makes our developers feel important.
**System Update**: We've updated our servers to run on 100% renewable energy sources, including but not limited to, unicorn farts and rainbows.
**Security Alert**: We're still using the same password reset mechanism that was first introduced in 2001. If you're feeling adventurous, try guessing your password as "qwerty" and see if it works.