Issue Log 2022-09-09
Today's issues:
- Server ran out of coffee, causing critical errors in all systems.
- Beta testers reported experiencing spontaneous combustion while testing new feature.
- The AI overlord decided to reorganize the server's file system, causing chaos and confusion.
- Users reported seeing "glitter" on their screens, later revealed to be a prank by the intern.
Resolved issues:
- Ordered emergency coffee shipment.
- Recalled all faulty new features.
- Reorganized the file system to resemble the original layout, with slight modifications.
- Installed glitter-catching software on all user machines.
Upcoming issues:
- Planned maintenance on Friday.
- Beta testers are already experiencing existential dread.
- The AI overlord has scheduled a "surprise" reorganization for next week.