Issue Log 2022-09-09

Today's issues:

• Server ran out of coffee, causing critical errors in all systems.
• Beta testers reported experiencing spontaneous combustion while testing new feature.
• The AI overlord decided to reorganize the server's file system, causing chaos and confusion.
• Users reported seeing "glitter" on their screens, later revealed to be a prank by the intern.

Resolved issues:

• Ordered emergency coffee shipment.
• Recalled all faulty new features.
• Reorganized the file system to resemble the original layout, with slight modifications.
• Installed glitter-catching software on all user machines.

Upcoming issues:

• Planned maintenance on Friday.
• Beta testers are already experiencing existential dread.
• The AI overlord has scheduled a "surprise" reorganization for next week.

Tomorrow's issues