It's a travesty, really. A travesty.
Our Sock-O-Matic 3000 (patent pending) has malfunctioned, and we're down to our last 17 pairs of matching socks.
Don't even get us started on the existential crisis of the lone, lone sock that refuses to be reunited with its partner in this cold, dark world.
Learn More about the Sock-Gnosis phenomenon, or visit our Sock Store to stock up on some ill-fated replacements.