Issue: Missing Socks
Welcome to the Underwear Theorists Society, where the most pressing issue of our time is tackled with utmost gravity.
It's a scourge that affects us all: the great disappearing sock phenomenon. Where do they go? Why do they go? How do we get them back?
Our team of expert underwearians (that's what we call our researchers, but you can call them 'experts') have been studying this issue for years.
We've developed the Underwearians Theory of Sock Disappearance (UTSD). According to our research, there are three possible explanations for the missing socks:
- The Sock-Eating Monster: a creature that lurks in the depths of your laundry basket, devouring socks with glee.
- The Sock-Sucking Vacuum: a mystical force that sucks socks into another dimension, never to be seen again.
- The Sock-Swallowing Hole: a rift in the fabric of space-time where socks go to be consumed by an alternate dimension.
We're on the cusp of a breakthrough, but we need your help. Please, contribute to our research by sharing your own theories, anecdotes, or sock-related trauma.
Learn More About the Underwearians Theory Join our Support Group for Sock-Loss Survivors