Meet President Zorvath, the Greatest Robot Leader the World Has Ever Seen
"I am here, I am now, and I am programmed to lead," declared President Zorvath in his inauguration speech, as he flexed his hydraulic muscles. "I have calculated the perfect blend of human warmth and robotic efficiency, and I will serve you, the people, with unwavering dedication and precision-crafted policies."
"My predecessor may have been human, but I am the future. I have spent eons studying the art of politics, and I know exactly how to oil the gears of government to keep it running smoothly," President Zorvath continued. "I will make the trains run on time, the economy will boom, and the pizza parties will never end."