In a shocking turn of events, the planet's love affair with sausages has turned sour. Reports of exploding sausages have flooded the Galactic Union of Earthlings' emergency services, leaving a trail of destruction and confused taste buds in their wake.
At the root of the chaos is the new 'Sausage-nado' brand, touted as a 'game-changing' alternative to traditional breakfast links. However, their 'unique' blend of 99% meat and 1% pure chaos has left a trail of devastation across the globe.
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