Issue 3: The Inconsequential Invention

This issue is a special report on the most underwhelming innovation of the year. Our team has managed to create a toaster that can only toast one slice of bread at a time.

Features

This revolutionary toaster has the following features:

Toasts one slice of bread at a time
Has a 99.9% success rate in toasting the bread
Can be used as a decorative paperweight

Stay tuned for our next issue, where we'll be covering the even more thrilling topic of "Socks: The Forgotten Footwear".

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