THE FURY OF THE UNFULFILLED

You know that thing in your garage that's been driving you crazy for 3 years now? Yeah, that's it. A 1997 Pontiac Aztek with a busted tailpipe, a cracked windshield, and a VHS tape player in the backseat that only plays "The Wheels on the Bus" on repeat? That's the one.

You know, for some reason, it's been making you cry every time you look at it And don't even get me started on how mad it's made you when you try to repair it But honestly, just toss it