The Perils of Italicizing a Sentence
By: Dr. Reginald P. McSnazz
Italics can be treacherous. One moment you're adding a bit of flair, the next you're lost in a sea of wobbley wobbly wobbly wobbly wobbly wobbly wobbliness.
But don't just take our word for it! Here are the perils of italicizing a sentence:
Peril #1: Unpredictable Wobble
- Italics can be as slippery as a snake on a banana peel. One wrong move and your whole paragraph is in chaos.
- You may find yourself lost in a world of wobbly wobbliness.
- It's like trying to navigate a obstacle course blindfolded while being chased by a pack of wild boars.
Peril #2: Over-Italics-ation
- You may end up with a sentence that's more confusing than a Rube Goldberg machine.
- It's like trying to read a book with a font that's as big as a house.
- You may just give up and use Comic Sans instead.
And that's not all, folks! Don't forget to check out our other subpages for more information on:
The Desperate Dangers of Desperate Paragraphing The Surreal Schemes of Surreal Italicization The Art of Over-Italicization