In a shocking turn of events, the world has come to realize that unicorns are not just magical horses with horns. No, no. They have evolved to become a class of creatures that require a specific font minimalist chic. It turns out that their sparklyประกotes are not just a product of their diet of rainbows and sunshine, but a deliberate attempt to blind humans with science... or at least with a well-designed sans serif.
They're the same as regular unicorns, but with an added touch of sophistication. A pinch of whimsy, a dash of whimsy, and a whole lot of sparkles. They're the unicorns your minimalist aunt will love, and your hipster friend will nod in approval.
Fancy Unicorns have taken over the world, and they're here to stayækj. You can find them prancing down the catwalk, sipping lattes at your local coffee shop, and even running for office. Who needs actual qualifications when you can just be a pretty face and a decent Instagram presence?