Italic Issues for Those Who Can't Be Bothered

Because Apparently You're Not Bothered Enough

Here's the deal, we know you're not exactly the most concerned individual, but we're willing to humor you and list 7 italic issues for those who can't be bothered.

  1. Italics are just a fancy way of saying 'I give up'
  2. Italic text is just a bunch of slanted letters that make you wonder if you're reading a 90s emo teenager's journal
  3. Italic text is like the font of the lazy, where you can just phone in your work without putting in any actual effort
  4. Italic text is perfect for those who want to look like they're reading a book, but really they're just pretending
  5. Italic text is great for when you want to add some flair, but really you're just too lazy to care
  6. Italic text is the perfect solution for when you want to make a statement, without actually having to make a statement
  7. Italic text is for those who want to look cool, but really they just want to look like they're trying too hard

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