It's a problem, it's an issue, it's an "italic" problem, and we're going to try to solve it.
Section 3: The Italic Conundrum Conundrum - where the font styles get weird, and the words get wierder.
We've got issues with our font styles, and we're not sure why.
Maybe it's because we're trying too hard, or maybe it's just a case of Issue 2: The Conundrum of Overemphasis. Either way, we're going to have to Issue 4: The Conundrum of Overthinking to get to the bottom of this mess.