Iteration is Not Sustainable: A Postmodern Crisis

Welcome to the Iteration Is Not Sustainable crisis page. It's a real thing, don't @ me. Read more about the iteration-is-not-sustainable-iteration-is-a-tragedy

Causes of the Crisis:

• Algorithmic Logic - The root of all evil.
• Infinitely Recursing - When iteration gets out of hand.
• Over-Engineering - Because who needs elegance, anyway?

Symptoms of the Crisis:

• Stack Overflow Error - When the code just won't fit.
• Recursive Dreams - When iteration turns into a never-ending loop.
• Infinitely Long Functions - Function call stack overflow, anyone?

What to Do:

If you're experiencing any of the above symptoms, try: Seek help from a professional - or just Google it.