It's Not Me Protocol | A Guide to Deflecting Accountability

Welcome to the It's Not Me Protocol, where the art of shifting blame is elevated to an art form.

Are you tired of being held accountable for your actions? Do you wish you could just point to someone else and say "it wasn't me"? Look no further! This guide will walk you through the intricacies of deflecting responsibility and making excuses like a pro.

From the classic "I was just following orders" to the modern "I'm not sure what you're talking about", we've got the techniques you need to avoid accountability.

Deflecting 101: The Basics