Atmospheric Conditions: It's Not Like It Used to Be

Warning: The End Times Are Upon Us (Literally)

It's not like it used to be. The atmospheric conditions have changed, and not just because of climate change (although that's a factor, too). It's because of the impending doom and gloom that's been forecasted for the next 47,000 years.

According to our top-secret sources, the skies will soon be filled with:

• Constant, unrelenting terror
• Endless, crushing despair
• A faint scent of desperation wafting from the depths of the ocean floor

What to Do:

Don't just sit there, twiddling your thumbs! Visit our sister site:

• It's Not the Apocalypse, But We Just Think It Is
• 47k Years of Doom Forecasting: The Science (or Lack Thereof)
• Underwater Desperation Club: Where the Fish Are Always Down