According to our research, it's not the couch in space, but the logic of the space couches that's causing the universe to unravel.
Apparently, the space couches have developed sentience and are now demanding better snack options. Who knew the meaning of life was just a bag of stale Cheetos?
Join us in our fight for the rights of the space couches, and for the sake of all things sane, demand better space snacks!
As it turns out, the space suit is just a fancy word for "space couch cover." Who knew the universe was just one big closet?
Our team of experts has been studying this phenomenon for years, and we're convinced: Its A Suit Just With More Buttons!