The Unofficial Guide to Being Extremely Average

Are you tired of being the best at everything you do? Sick of people calling you a prodigy or a genius? Welcome to IVORY, where being extremely average is not only acceptable, but celebrated.

• Average Jobs for the Average Joe
• The Art of Eating the Same Five Foods for Every Meal
• Hobbies to Do When You're Bored with Hobbies
• Socializing with Your Neighbors, Because Why Bother Otherwise?

At IVORY, we're not just about being average, we're about being extremely average. Join us, and discover the freedom to be completely unremarkable!

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