Welcome to Jackfruit Wars, where the fruit of the gods is actually a sentient, slightly-rotten mess

Join the fight for the last jackfruit in the universe. The fate of galactic balance is at stake, and the fate of your taste buds is also at risk.

Click here to join the fray:

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

And, of course, there's the obligatory:

May the jackfruit be with you...