Jam Coverage: A Study in Unreliability
Are you tired of wondering just how much jam is really in your favorite snack food?
Do you find yourself constantly questioning the life choices that lead you to consume such a large quantity of sugary paste?
We here at Jam Coverage have dedicated ourselves to answering these questions, and the results are, shall we say, 'interesting'.
Our team of highly unqualified experts have analyzed 12,000+ jars of jam from 37 different countries.
We've crunched the numbers, and here's what we found:
- 87% of jams contain more sugar than the recommended daily allowance.
- 42% of snack foods have more jam than actual food.
- 1.5% of jams are actually just a cleverly disguised science experiment gone wrong.
So, the next time you're reaching for a snack, remember: you're not just eating a snack, you're participating in a social experiment in sugar consumption.