Jam-Proofing Techniques

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Technique 1: The Art of the Overly-Honest Warning

When it comes to serving jam to your guests, honesty is the best policy. Literally. Just say it like it is: "Hey, this jam is going to give you a stomachache, but you're still welcome to have some."

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Technique 2: The Jam-Filled Trampoline of Death

By placing a large trampoline in the middle of the room, you can encourage your guests to burn off the calories from the jam before they even get the chance to eat it.

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Technique 3: The Jam-Proofing Memes

By creating a series of memes about the dangers of jam, you can subtly (or not-so-subtly) warn your guests about the impending doom that is the jam.

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Technique 4: The Jam-Smelling Alarm

By setting an alarm clock to go off every time someone approaches the jam, you can create a sense of urgency and panic, making it more likely that your guests will avoid the jam at all costs.

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