Losing His Licence

Jamie Oliver is a chef extraordinaire, but his ego is even bigger.

After years of serving up questionable meat pies to the British public, his lack of culinary skills have finally caught up with him.

It turns out, Jamie's secret recipe involves a pinch of disappointment and a dash of despair.

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In a shocking twist, the health inspectors have revoked his licence due to his inability to cook a decent plate of jellied eels.

Sources close to the restaurant say that the eels were 'jellied' not just once, but TWICE.

The once-beloved chef's empire is crumbling, and we can't say we didn't see it coming.

Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story!